[South Florida Sun-Sentinel] A few weeks ago, a 28-year-old woman in Florida came home from a club at 4:00 A.M., and started getting it on with a female friend. Then she asked her boyfriend to join in, but he said no. They argued, it escalated, and she ended up stabbing him in the eye with a knife. He was rushed to the hospital, and she was arrested for attempted murder. The doctors told him he had a case of being a massive vagina for not joining in on the threesome. They gave him a few tampons and sent him on his way. Ok, I'm not positive that happened...but I'm just guessing.
[The Smoking Gun] On Tuesday, a woman in South Carolina showed up at her ex's house to pick up some stuff, attacked him, grabbed onto his family jewels, and, quote, "squeezed them to the point they were bleeding." The ex-boyfriend is recovering, and the woman was arrested on domestic violence charges.
[GoldCoast.com.au] Back in May, a 44-year-old woman in Australia drank a little too much wine while watching the movie "Braveheart," went outside with a sword to reenact a battle scene, and ended up attacking her neighbors. A judge just sentenced her to 18 months of probation.