HA!

This has the be the worst nightmare for somoene like Howie who suffers from OCD!!

Reports are out today that Howie threw a big 4th of July party at his house last night and when he awoke this morning, he heard sexual noises coming out of his bathroom.

We're told he was afraid that someone was being attacked, (really??) so he called the police. 

Good news? No one was being attacked.

Turns out, two 21-year-olds were inside the bathroom having a morning of passion. 

You can bet Howie had a cleaning service in his house afterwards STAT!

[Image via BIO // HULU]